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{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}

{"slip": { "id": 118, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one had the courage to be ones true self."}}

{"slip": { "id": 101, "advice": "Alway do anything for love, but don't do that."}}

{"slip": { "id": 107, "advice": "If you don't ask, you don't get."}}

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